THINGS I THOUGHT WERE TRUE #2

Collecting some hilarious "things I thought were true"-ism's to celebrate the release of 16 THINGS I THOUGHT WERE TRUE. This one made me and my son laugh out loud literally!!!

"When my little brother was about three, my sis and I convinced him he came out of the Rice Krispies box as a prize and when we added milk to him he beccame a real boy. "  Deena Lipomi #thingsIthoughtweretrue

Bad Boys

This picture is the inspiration for the next bad boy I write. The half grin. The squinted eye. The "OH GIRL I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR LITTLE HEART BUT YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT" look.

This could have been Casper in WHO I KISSED

Bad Boys. Sigh.

THINGS I THOUGHT WERE TRUE

I was a weird kid, which is probably why I've turned out to be a weird adult. Of course, when I say weird now, I actually mean it as a compliment.

Why thank you, self. Your welcome, Janet.

I thought a lot of things were true. Things that turned out to not be true. I'm going to start listing them randomly on this blog. Because it's been neglected this summer, while I went to the mountains in BC and enjoyed the summer sun.  A little bit of swimmers itch. Boating. Broken boat that needed to be paddled to shore and then rescued. Bear spotting. Oops. I digress....

Things I Thought Were True.

#1- My Mom goes to school and turns into my Fourth Grade teacher. And then sheds her disguise and beats me home.


Honestly. I thought this. I couldn't figure out how my mom ALWAYS knew what was happening at school, and this is what my brain came up with.  I remember being CERTAIN that she went to school, disguised herself and that was how she knew. It kind of freaked me out for awhile.

Weird. Meet Janet.

Any weird things you thought where true when you were a kid???